Congratulations, Crawler.

Against all odds, you've managed to survive long enough to receive this invitation.

The System is impressed. Well, not impressed. Let's not get carried away.

You have been selected for a very special opportunity at Kitsune Brewing Co.

Introducing the DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL BOOK CLUB!

That's right. We're combining reading, drinking, questionable decision-making, and forced social interaction into one glorious six-week adventure.

NEW QUEST AVAILABLE: ENTER THE BOOK CLUB

START DATE: Monday, November 2
TIME: 6:30 PM – 8:00 PM
DURATION: 6 Weeks
ENTRY FEE: $45
AVAILABLE SLOTS: 30 Crawlers

YOUR $45 ENTRY FEE INCLUDES:

• Official Crawler Glass: A commemorative glass featuring your very own assigned Crawler Number. Because nothing says individuality quite like being reduced to a number.

• Six Weeks of Dungeon Shenanigans: Book discussions, trivia, ridiculous challenges, cooperative battles, and crafts that may or may not be useful during an actual apocalypse.

• Achievements & Rewards: Opportunities to unlock achievements and win exclusive shirts and other prizes throughout your six-week journey.

• A Party of Fellow Crawlers: You'll be assigned to a party of six. Make friends. Form alliances. Question everyone's judgment.

IMPORTANT SYSTEM ANNOUNCEMENT!

There are only 30 AVAILABLE SPOTS.

Once those spots are filled, registration will close.

No exceptions. No pleading. No dramatic speeches about how much you love Princess Donut.

Actually, the System might enjoy the dramatic speeches. Registration will still be closed, though.

FINAL SYSTEM MESSAGE:

You will read. You will laugh. You will make terrible decisions.

You may even make some friends.

Disgusting.

But remember, Crawlers...

YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME.

See you November 2.

— THE SYSTEM
Kitsune Brewing Co. Dungeon Administration